Elvis Spotted in Vicksburg!

10 Sep

Not sure how long ago, though.  According to an article in the Kalamazoo Gazette, a Louise Welling of Vicksburg claimed that she spotted Elvis in the Felpausch supermarket on W. Prairie.  I wonder if hes’ still around?  I could imagine him pushing a cart up and down the aisles, hanging out at the Village bar, or buying up old LPs at the R&M Auction.

I wonder if there were any songs running through his head while he was grocery shopping?  Songs like…

  • Don’t Be Cruel (To The Fresh-Picked Fruit)
  • Love Meat Tender
  • (Don’t Want This Pop) It’s All Shook Up
  • I Want Cheese, I Need Cheese, I Love Cheese
  • One Night of Spoilage
  • I Need Your Ice Cream Tonight
  • Return to Felpausch
  • Crying In The Bottle Return
  • Burning Ribs
  • Hard Headed Broccoli
  • A Big Hunk o’ Cheese
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